In Dog Years You're Dead Greetings Card
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Sometimes the best birthday wish is a little dark—and wildly fun. This A6 greeting card by Holly St Clair features a jubilant sausage‑dog on a bright white backdrop, captioned in bold letters: “In dog years, you’re dead.” It’s the perfect way to celebrate friends (and fellow dog lovers) who appreciate a cheeky twist on the usual birthday cheer.
- Artwork by Holly St Clair
- Size (folded): 108 mm × 140 mm (4.2 × 5.5 inch)
- Supplied with a speckled brown envelope
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Blank inside for your personal message
- Printed in the UK on responsibly sourced paper with vegetable‑based inks and supplied in a clear biodegradable cello bag
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